What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

How does Bollywood influence Indian culture?

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

They put up a sign reading

Why are people nowadays so into anal sex?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Measles strikes at birth: Six Canadian newborns infected from unvaccinated mothers - Times of India

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

'AI Godfather' Warns Superintelligent Machines Could Kill Off Humans With Biowarfare - Decrypt

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

Neuroimaging study suggests mindfulness meditation lowers sensory gating - PsyPost

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

Usnoflast well tolerated, shows signs of efficacy in ALS patients - ALS News Today

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

If the world was flat, would it be possible to see Mount Everest if it was on the other side of the Earth on a clear sunny day?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why do some men like older women?

So they tried

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Fallout Shelter has been downloaded over 230 million times in 10 years - Eurogamer

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Aston Martin reveals track-day version of Valkyrie Le Mans Hypercar - Motorsport.com

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

What is so great about Jiraiya?

No, not a chance

Still no good

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